Larry Chiang’s SXSW Party List (2017)
Event on 2017-03-13 08:00:00
A woman asked me to be on TV in Hawaii. If this were a Super Bowl or/and SXSW party, I would just bring you with. Its on my YouTube channel. YouTube.com/larrychiang I go native in a new city in under 24 hrs. While, I am not from Austin, I appear to know a lot of women. Before SXSW, you and I plan how to win at South by Southwest over skype, text, email and we do not snap or send belfies (butt selfies). Butt, if you're Lisa Falzone and think belfies are hilarious, I will send you butt-selfies but only because you introduced me to SWIB presidents Amy and Rebecca / Christine and Anna Kahn. The more parties you go to, the more parties you hear about. The more women who code you bring to tech parties, the more invites you get. I do not make up the rules, I just abide by them. ************** "The Barack Obama private party in 2016 had a 202 area code DNC (Dem Nat'l Caucus) number to call. List purchasers who paid cash money were texted the telephone number to call to RSVP themselves. The best events do not have a web URL" – Larry Chiang ************** not joking, they did RSVP's via telephone. Not joking, the president showed up right on time. What world do we live in where the leader of the free world has to navigate Austin traffic on Waze to speak from 3:50pm to 4:20pm Friday March 13, 2016 and then pose for VIP pics 4:21 to 5:55pm Accept. No. Substitute. Read my feed and this page to ensure you will get all One Thousand, one-hundred, eleven dollars and eleven cents back BEFORE March 10, 2017. Yes, SXSW starts on Friday. Goodness, time flies In fact, if after you pay me ,111.11 and do not get an ROI, I will give you back 11.19 because I only want to do business with future best friends. Huh?! Here is what I mean. Here is what to pay attention to Here is how things will work out when you see the entrepreneurship world through the lens of my passed away mentor: Mark McCormack I. Just. Teared. Up. This lens is real and genius. And documented Here is what I mean: Paying ,111.11 means OMG, I have money in danger. Well, you have school debt in danger too and like Mr ROBOT at SXSW, youre lacksadaisical Yes, I spell like an engineer but I cold call like Steven Schiffman's mentee WHat to pay attention to: – the Pre sxsw work via a Business Insider blog post – How @wyLandlord launched at SXSW and got paid – where all this party info comes from– a free calendar called bit.ly/buster 11 bit dot ly, slash, buster11. Under "sample" its free. SxSW's interestes are not represented by me. I am also not an agent for SxSW This South by Southwest Party List for SXSW has sold out in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016 2017, it will D-E-F-I-N-I-T-L-Y sell out! Yes, it has a money-back guarantee Nick Tippman got his ROI for SxSW in January at the Super Bowl. I recommend you meet me in Houston 2017. January 30-Feb 5, 2017 ************** Yes, it has a money-back guarantee – Larry Chiang ************** Question: How do you get the information about the best parties? Answer: I network at the front lines of Sxsw parties. I do not just crawl and spider using a computer (even though I do that too). I talk to people and put myself in front of hot women Question: How do I get a Return on Investment? Answer: You should get an ROI before you set foot in Austin TX bc you will be friends with the hosts and co-hosts. If you're not happy with your 11.11 investment by March 9, 2017 and you purchased the SXSW 2017 party list Jan 1, 2017 to March 1, 2017, I will refund you 19.11 and eat the eventbrite fees. And you make . Unlimited.
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